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When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.
Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.
Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.
I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.
If anyone is confused and wants to know about your penis you simply say "ask me about my penis"
Hey bro ask me about my penis, well what's there to ask about your penis I can't say anything when it's down my throat
The tastiest part of a chicken wig
"I just finished the rest of the chicken wing so time to eat the chicken penis."
A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.
A person who steals male penises, and transports them to the trans people. They smuggle penises.
My penis got stolen by that penis smuggler