A cloth used primarily for butt sneezes. Invented by Germans.
Oh god! I ate diarrhea last night and have been shitting straight fire all day long. Do you have a German Butt Handkerchief?
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the juice that lubricates your asshole before you shit.
Pat: i was sitting on the tolit & i realized there is juice that comes out before you shit?
Mary: uhm, no?
Pat: it's pre butt juice.
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Used when something very shocking or unfortunate happens to you.
Jeff's butt plug just fell out.
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hilarious youtube video where a monkey shoves a coconut up his ass
ahhh man might as well have a coconut up da butt
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When you have an embarrassing death in a video game
Damn, That guy totally Booty Butt Nigga Raped me when he did that 360 No Scope
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A shit someone takes after eating corn. Usually long and coils around the crapper, sometimes even floating, making for a truly spectacular achievement. Often smells very shitty.
Man you should've seen the deuce I dropped today, it looked like a Corn Eyed Butt Snake.
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A phrase used to exclaim extreme joy or pleasure in a variety of situations
Alex: Hey did you see that chick run across the street with the huge tits???
Colt: Big ol' Boner Butt yea!
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