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Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 September 26, 2016


Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.

Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.

by Dr. Monkey May 29, 2011


Scribble Monkey

An artist of color.

Hey bob, look at the scribble monkeys drawing. It’s pretty good.

by Kraker Barrel October 25, 2018


Rub Monkey

A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.

That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.

by Huge Star October 8, 2021


spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher April 23, 2011


Monkey Slugging

When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!

Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??

Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.

by Mav_ July 23, 2019


Monkey Smasher

Having consentual sexual relations with a female.

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"

by Tkolee September 7, 2010