The male organ that separates boys from men, and men from God.
"You are evil!" - can be heard clearly as your heart is being crushed spiritually following the extremely self-important misused of the aforementioned organs penis energy output.
Guy: yo dude look at his penis!
Me: i know bro, i rode it yesterday
Guy: what the fuck
A person who has the fattest thumping thunder balls off a cock.
dude 1: Oh man I'm a vag!
dude 2: Damn that sucks to be you penis is the better gender
The penis is a large shaft which is supposed to be placed in your mom, she usually enjoys it when you're her stepson
Hey stepson, wheres that fat penis of yours
penis? the thing i jerk off to grandmas.
i just jacked off my big penis
something that you have that is very small
I have a Minuscule penis.