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stupid time

when you go afk

nigga can we go stupid time for a sec gotta go nazeem

by 360noscopenigga April 14, 2020


Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)

Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc

by MarnieLee December 12, 2023


bro bustin time

When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.

Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL

by Watchinfool December 14, 2023


Video Game Timing

When you complete something that is annoying or hard just before the school bell rings or supper is ready

Guy: I finally got done with my calculus Homework :D
Mum: SUPPER TIME!!
Guy: major Video Game Timing...

by Pilbane January 24, 2013


sexy me time

An asian wanting to have sec with beautiful man or women.

i want you to sexy me time

by YourZaddy April 12, 2019


Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords December 5, 2015


Time waster

Time waster is reffered to someone whom always plans something then last minute cancels or doesn't turn up

Usually these species are found in the native suburbia of Kelston' also known for the origin of crackheads

Time waster : today I'm going to work on my datsun.

Outcome: does fukaall

by Japakawa November 8, 2019