When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese
I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis
What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
Konnis penis slang term for a boy with vagina
He has a konnis penis
A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.
That guy Mike is a stinky penis buttfucker. Michelle can do better
its when you play games with a big penis
wow i watched a big penis gameplay last night it was crazy
A giant third leg with creamy cream
“I love sitting on Devins Penis.”
Some who peaks over the divider to look at your junk
Hay stop looking at my penis gazer