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Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
A Man who has so little intellect about his own genitals, that he tries to pee inside of girls.
Person 1: Hey did you hear that John fucked Britanny?
Person 2: John? Johns a Penis Wenis, theres no way Brittany wanted to fuck him...
Big as dick. Anytime a girl sees him drop his pants they drop on it. But be careful I could get hurt for how big it is ;). Personally it is amazing it’s like a BBC but white
Omgggg he has a Conrad’s penis! YUMMY!
Were a a penis is so erect that it start to make you a gay faggit
omg you have a homoorectuse penis
when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep
When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.
My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.