When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.
My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.
Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.
His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular
an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !
darian penis is a word that you search up to see a big black naked man thats named darian.
Man i searched up Darian penis a jacked off to his pictures on google.
for those wo cant say guacamole N**ga penis
Teacher "Timmy where is your homework?"
Timmy "guacamole neighbor penis"
grease that is on a penis or someone that is terrible at a activity
BRO THAT GUY IS FUCKING PENIS GREASE AT THIS GAME