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Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”
FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard
Jack jack sack attack
Jack jack sack attack
Jack jack sack attack
Jack jack sack attack
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Jack jack sack attack
jack in the box mascot has a wife and three kids and he’s one of the hottest mascots so bbg male wife 10/10 smash would eat his burgers with a side of good good sauce, bro has everything on his menu aswell i say eat at jack in the box
“hey have you seen the new jack in the box commercial”
“hell yeah! he’s hot as fuck!”
A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
When two are having sex, one watches queitly watches in the closet jerking off. Then jumps out loudly yelling carnival noises and takes his friends position.
I was banging this hot chick buy I finished early so my buddy jack in the boxed me.
rough sex resulting on repeated contact with the cervix
she had a hard time cuming unless you did it rough like you're so far in you're birddogging her cervix - like a jack in the box