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To ejaculate your semen preferably into your girlfriend’s mouth, better hope this nut she’ll swallow
Friend 1: Hey dude you lookin’ happy
Friend 2: Yeah dude just get a blowjob from my girl and i bust a nut In her mouth and she swallowed too!
Friend 1: Awesome dude, did you drink pineapple juice the night before, like i told you to?
Friend 2: Of course, she loved the taste of my sperm
*Drink pineapple juice before shooting your load in a girls mouth*
The term bust a nut is a slang term referring to the action of ejaculation.
L : "I'm about to bust a nut"
H : "bro too much information"
To burst ones testicle open.
Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.
It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.
This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.
Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.
And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.
You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.
And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.
I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.
I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
The act of masturbating until ejaculation is called busting a nut.
Boy 1: Do you know Abdul was caught bust a nut in the loafing shed during our trip to farm?
Boy 2: Aren't loafing sheds the place where goats are kept? ....that sick ophidiophilic motherfucker.
To smash a cashew with a sledgehammer until it’s broken into smithereens the size of your ex’s peen.
Bust a nut but like don’t actually you have no sledgehammer
When a male constricts the flesh of his scrotum to form a fold between the two testicles, causing the sack to resemble two butt cheeks and a butt crack (also called a nut crack in the context of nut cheeking.)
I thought he had a butt on his front but he was just nut cheeking.
When you jizz in a girl's twat, and all the jizz that's left behind.
Just had a twat nut inside Jessica, and now it's all hot and sticky up in there...