Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.
He/she was a fairweather friend.
Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night
Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends
A person someone has chosen to have as their one and only friend.
M.J. : "He doesn't get along with anyone except for his monogamous friend Lee, who coincidentally, has only one friend too."
March 11th- A day where you celebrate your Asian friends and appreciate them. Best done in an interacial friendship.
Tommy bought Lee loads of pot noodles in celebration of National Asian friend day.
~a loud introvert
~plant parent
~ Hugs tree when sad
~knows 2571 ways to kill a person
~usually is an (February) Aquarius
~big sibling vibes
~adopts small emo gay kids
~but otherwise is an loud crazy person
(Can be found usually around Kate, Iverson and Antok personality’s)
*The Kolivon friend trying to explain there project*.
Kolivon this is the box, and your way out side of it. ~most of there teachers
January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.
Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.