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To completely freak out about small problems or 3 weeks before an exam.
Its really not a big problem dude, stop doing the Jean.
A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.
Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
He has been in the bathroom a long time. He must be doing a download
very slow.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.
han g do is my favorite slow person
When you ask for a round and are the last to come.
Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.
My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...
Getting so drunk you shit your pants.
Be careful out tonight or you'll end up doing a ciaran.
If someone asks this, they're most likely asking for the "thang", which if you don't know what that is, it's either an "eggplant" or "cake" between ones thighs ;).
Boyfriend: Shawty what that thang do!
Girlfriend: Hmm 😏
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