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pooped fingered is when you are having explosive diarrhea
“aw geez i got poop fingered last night so i cant make it to work”
When the male dunks his fingers in hot sauce and proceeds to finger blast the female for firery pleasure
Babe come give my fire crotch your fingers of fire.
When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.
(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!
When he fingers you out of pitty
«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him
Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.
Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn
When you've fingered a bitch for so long your fingers get wrinkly and pruned.
I was fingering Trace in Maccas car-park for so long last night I got bathtub fingers.
A man puts his finger in the woman's vagina held in place with a vice. The man keeps it there until his finger nearly looses it's circulation and then they stop.
A man comits the polish finger trap to a woman