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The worst boyfriend ever. He will make you rethink your standards. He will ignore you, hurt you, and use you. He will that you show him your titties and give him head but will not compensate, instead he will cheat on you with his possessive and manipulative side hoe who looks like a Courtney Love wannabe and a sex doll had a child. He probably still loves you and regrets cheating on you, but can't apologize because his side chick has him ensnared in her spider web of cum.
Girl A: Boy, I sure do miss Jack.
Girl B: If you get back with him you'll be saying the same with a VD and a child on the way!
Jack is fucken swole af, he gets all the bitches, there isn't a bitch in existence that Jack does not have. Jack has proven that pain is an illusion and thus does not experience it any more, he can name all the Pokémon in order off the top of his head, speaking of head Jack never gives head he gets it, Jack is a top G, better than Andrew Tate, his godlike rizz lets him have anything he wants, he is hung like a horse both figuratively and literally, he can beat Dark Souls with his eyes closed and has the composure to take on 30 men at once, he turns men into his bitches, the only person that rivals Jack in power is Ryan
Some faggot named Jay: Oh no it's Jack
A ginger, 6'0 , jerk who talks to your for months then all of a sudden out the blue cuts you off
Jack was a leprechaun.
Very gay can some times be funny and a very strange human being however he can be nice, loving and sexual!!!
Fuck you Jack!
Friend-Who is the weirdest person of all time?
Me-Jack
Jack is commonly the chieftain of the tribe, an intense and glorified lover. Legends date back to the ancient Egyptians, where it was said that a Jack made cleopatra a laurel of doves so beautiful that she was satisfied just by the sight of it. Most Jack’s have a body carved from the bronze of Apollo, a physique that must have been created by 7 days in the gym 10 hours a day. Jack is one of the funniest and most kind souls you will ever meet, but don’t get on his bad side. If you ever see an angry Jack; run, or get on your knees and beg for mercy.
“Oh my god, that dude is huge, must be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
A person who is always (or frequently) erect
Person: Jack was being such a jack during passing period
Has the biggest shlong in town and mad abs
Hi Jack your dick is so big can I hold it