A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS
A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.
Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!
Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.
Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there
when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action
He was such a cum monkey last night.
A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!
When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.
HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?
Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”