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monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017


Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat

Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!

by ClicktyClackTheBadBihIsBack26 June 15, 2022


monkeys head

The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.

Can almost see the Monkeys Head poking out of her trackie.

by Steve 1974 November 10, 2019


The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!

Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023


Flying Monkeys

Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.

Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”

“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!

by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023


Flying monkey

Flying monkey was coined by the movie Wizard of Oz where Wicked Witch dispatches flying monkeys to retrieve Dorothy and her dog. Flying monkeys are the narcissist followers that smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you. With the targeted individual program, the CIA runs electronic harassment and the FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and dispatch flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability.

Infragard and Citizens Corps are the FBI's flying monkeys.

by TI Satan June 27, 2023


Flying monkey

What a girl lays on her back and you run and jump and try to make your dick in her

I jumped to high in flying monkey and broke my dick

Josh horn

by Punts March 29, 2022