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The Best Place to find the lit definitions. They are also Hilarious!
Hey, what the definition of sheep? You should really use the Urban Dictonary!
a website where people say things are related to sex even though they are not and give meaningless definitions
guy 1: i just made a definition on urban dictonary guy 2: is it nsfw related? guy 1: its urban dictonary..
Urban Dictonary is full of shitty memes
urban scavenger camping. Living in an urban environment by scavenging food, drink, shelter, and clothes as necessary. No caching goods, begging, barter, or busking. Theft and borrowing are prohibited. Bonus points for style and consecutive days scamping.
Jerry went urban scamping this weekend, but he was busted diving a dumpster.
(1) Contains local ingredients used to make the aforesaid burger's contents.
(2) Contains traces of unfortunate locals.
He went with the wrong crowd, and ended up in an Urban Burger environment.
A less expensive version of the sport polo in which horses are replaced with bicycles, the plastic ball is replaced with a street hockey ball, and mallets are replaced with hockey sticks. Also, instead of a grass field, urban polo is played on concrete (a street, a parking lot, etc).
Urban polo is set up just like polo or street hockey, with a goal on opposite sides of the field and teams of two or more.
"Hey man, want to play some polo this weekend?"
"You know I can't afford a horse, let's play urban polo instead."
An urban pickle is an infected penis, or a man that has a STD such as Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes etc. A penis so infected pus may be coming out, or sores on it. Described this way, because of how a pickle is green with bumps on the outside.
Can be used to insult a man, because he will screw anything, so Urban Pickle implies he is Nasty, gross, disgusting, and diseased.
" Girl, the only thing I see in this club is a jar full of Urban Pickles..."
"You best be getting tested girl...you been tasting too many urban pickles"
"No, I won't give you my number, I don't do Urban Pickles"