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A very very very very small penis
Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.
When your penis is not impressive enough on it's own so you have to compensate by having a great personality.
"Yeah Chad isn't the biggest I've ever been with, but he's such a good listener. He's got that "personality penis"."
When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.
Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."
A super penis is a legendary item in real life bequeathed only to the legendary harness wearer Jaxson
Omg I heard Jaxson had a Super penis
When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom
I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night
when ur dick curves because it’s so big
makenzie: carlos how big is ur petter
carlos: my dick curves its so big. i got banana penis
When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”