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Penis Grigio. A term that describes the behavior of people well under the influence of a few glasses of vino. Very popular with mums on a night out in Pizza express, or hen do-ers.
Stop acting like a complete Penis Grigio Sandra. Wunt mind but yerv only (hic) had two bottles put yer knickers back on.
Pushing penis is when phillip and jacob Barrett do weird things in the closet
Random dude: hey phillip what are you doing?
Phillip: pushing penis
when somebody wants to push penis down their throat
I was pushing penis down his throat all day.
When your a hippie and you get a dildo
Bro your such a flower penis
Having a Baby Lodged in your penis
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
I have a 6 month old baby penis
One who pops pimples with a purple penis
Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper