like a dog in rut

A term related to a dog in heat
Can also be used to describe someone's horniness or a high sex drive

my partner is like a dog in rut right now
they keep wanting to fuck

Like an iPad kid

Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.

The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.

This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.

*Jason sneezes*
Max: They're saying you sneeze like an iPad kid
Jason: Alrighttt

like-an-angel

1. The act of sucking dick so good that is can only be compared to an angel.
2. Sucking dick so good that it feels like a divine gift from god.

Yo man, I heard this dime Brianna sucks dick like-an-angel.

like-an-angel

1. The act of sucking dick so good that is can only be compared to an angel.

2. Sucking dick so good that it feels like a divine gift from god.

Yo man, this dime last night sucked my dick like-an-angel.

They dont love you like i do.

something jaden wants to happen to him.

I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.

Like-Jaculate

Can apply to both individuals and groups.

For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.

Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).

Tegan's FB Post: @thedaleks when will you learn? (updated via Twitter)

*Megan and 15 other people like this*

Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!

... Later that day...

Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.

Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.

Built like a Canine

A phrase used to describe a person who has a slim/skinny build accompanied by protruding collarbones akin to a dog.

"That guy Built like a Canine."
"Fax bro."