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National ask your friend to be your boyfriend

Just ask someone of your friends to be your boyfriend. He doesn’t have to Be your crush.

”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”

by Ilovepineapples June 08, 2025


I'm such a good friend

When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."

But I never told anybody that because I'm SUCH a good friend.

by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022


stoutish friend

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle

Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad

by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 14, 2010


friends at a new school

people who you hang out with to make you seem less lonely

friends at a new school has been defined :)

by SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUGTILTEDHEAD November 17, 2017


In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

by Pennaynay August 03, 2012


I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.

Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"

by Sea Bunny taped to a keyboard April 30, 2025


best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will

Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!

by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017