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February 4th is throw your fascist friend day.
heyy buddy guesss what today is Throw Your Fascist Friend Day, time to chuck u threw the stratosphere:)
A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
It's the step below the friend zone, that is fortified when said person tries to impress you with a PLC. Such a person also failed the Edwards Test three times by not studying how to tie a noose the night before the exam.
Hey, if you keep telling me how I need to take a course in getting bitches, I'll demote you to discord friend.
If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it
Girl:Hug!
Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!
slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head
june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
A Girlfriend, who is not publicly being called a girlfriend
Mark and friend B went on a trip to Tampa.
definitions full of Miraculous children, ACTUALLY MEANS:
The boy/girl your boy/girlfriend is cheating on you with.
You have entered the friendzone.
"Don't worry babe, s/he's just a friend of mine."
"I'm sorry, I see you as just a friend."