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Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.
It was normal sex until my husband stood up, and did the nazi penis.
When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis
Hey i just got a shitty penis
Did you like it?
HELL YEAH
The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.
She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.
Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl
i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs
When the head of a males penis is abnormally small while the shaft is abnormally large.
That nigga had a Snapple penis.
penis that blends in with its surroundings
girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?
girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis