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The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.
Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”
2 men boy a game where they can only be in underwear for minimal protection of genitals/nuts/balls/what’s on a boy’s body then both men grab the others genitals and on the count of 3 start to squeeze the others genitals fist one to give up has to do what the winter says for a week
1: That was a good nut challenge
2: my nuts are sore from the nut challenge
A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose
When you masturbate or have sex and you but but it's very bubbly
damn bro I just had the best sex and I had a bubble nut!
when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity
A person who carries themselves with a sense of superiority solely derived from a position of authority, or some other unearned quality.
Whereas the person with big balls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the Fluffy Nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.
Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:
Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off the ladder
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.
Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:
Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.
A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”