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When you blow into his urethra while pushing his foreskin back and forwards.
Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.
A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can
"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.
Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.
3.8 inches
wills penis
dang that’s small mate
wills penis
Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”