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A website dedicated to posting poorly made-up words, which are often knee-jerk complaints about the Trump presidency made by emotionally feeble SJWs.
The night the results for the election poll showed up, Carl spend the rest of his time sobbing uncontrollably as he added derogatory definitions to Urban Weeptionary.
person 1: well i bet urban dictionary doesn't have the the word.. the word... urban dictionary doesnt have this word *points to word*
person 2: yes they do!
person 1: what the heck, you didn't even look at my word!
person2: what do you mean your word was "urban dictionary doesnt have this word"
A name for someone who rides bikes as a main form of transportation. Not those 30 year old white people who bike for fun after work. Urban bikers are typically eco-anarchists as well.
Guy 1: I just got back from the store, it's only a 5 minute drive from my house, definitely not a useless drive.
Guy 2: Yeah for sure man!
Urban Biker: You could've just rode your bike, it's literally 10 minutes that way.
Guy 2: Shut up idiot, I'd prefer to sit in my car all day than be an urban biker!
A less expensive version of the sport polo in which horses are replaced with bicycles, the plastic ball is replaced with a street hockey ball, and mallets are replaced with hockey sticks. Also, instead of a grass field, urban polo is played on concrete (a street, a parking lot, etc).
Urban polo is set up just like polo or street hockey, with a goal on opposite sides of the field and teams of two or more.
"Hey man, want to play some polo this weekend?"
"You know I can't afford a horse, let's play urban polo instead."
An urban pickle is an infected penis, or a man that has a STD such as Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes etc. A penis so infected pus may be coming out, or sores on it. Described this way, because of how a pickle is green with bumps on the outside.
Can be used to insult a man, because he will screw anything, so Urban Pickle implies he is Nasty, gross, disgusting, and diseased.
" Girl, the only thing I see in this club is a jar full of Urban Pickles..."
"You best be getting tested girl...you been tasting too many urban pickles"
"No, I won't give you my number, I don't do Urban Pickles"
A smart guy named Scott or Scizzott that makes words found in the urban dictionary.
I wish I was a urban lexicographer like that sexy Scott
When your name and associated slander got by the editors on Urban Dictionary
When a perfectly defined word gets re-defined by free-speech and takes on a whole new meaning
When a meaningless word or abbreviation is invented and given meaning
"OMG! John Smith and Jane Doe got totally Urbanated!!"
"A corn broom is an anal probe??????"
"Dude, that movie was completely off the HB^t674&%8rbvtr!!"