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A time where a 60-year-old person gets vajazzled. It is a very hectic, yet peaceful and momentous time in a person's life, making a decision as such out of sexual frustration and midlife crisis.
As in General Hospital, where a woman is horny and almost kills her husband in a very chaotic yet peaceful time, after making the decision to get vajazzled.
A time when 60 year old people get vagazzled
As in General Hospital, where she’s horny and almost kills her husband— and having a peaceful time
Also remember when Kylie Jenner had a stripper pole
Its an inside joke
You won't get it
yo mum a fun time slurpy chug
A thing from the fnaf books where a an old ball pit somehow can go back in time opens up the possibility of springtrap being in a medieval suit of armour and is incredibly stra age and stupid
Guy 1 : hey did you hear the new fnaf game takes place in Medivail times how is that possible
Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how
when your perpetually late for work and just don’t give a fuck.
Hey we start at 6.
Shiiiiiit I’ll be there at 8 but I need to leave at noon.
It’s 7:00 where’s Jon?
He’s on nova time.
International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."
"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity
Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.