my butt is red

You get a red butt typically when you get a wedgie

My butt is red: So when I was a 8th grader dick gave me a big wedgie he just yanked my underwear so hard and so tightly that IT HURT then dick gave me. A hanging wedgie a few hours later

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boston butt roast

A cut of pork roast from the hind end of a pig

My wife makes a delicious boston butt roast for Sunday dinner on special occasions

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royally butt fucked

To be fucked, not necessarily analy, by someone who is in a higher social standing.
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Lily: " I slept with Jason last night."
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"

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The ballerina butt fuck

The ballerina butt fuck is a sex position where the female spins on one foot on the male's erect penis like a ballerina while the female's ass is shaking in a manner that makes the male excited. After doing this, the female can go in 2 different ways, the female can either jump and land on the penis so is goes into the butt and the fucking continues normally. Or, you can jump towards the male's face, spread your legs in midair and land onto the face. If done correctly, this can be a Mortal Kombat finishing move.

Male: Hey, want to do The ballerina butt fuck?
Female: Sure.
Male: If you break my face with your ass, ima eat it.

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Weenie-butt Kick

When you blackmail a person of male origin who does not want to be tattled on, so they prepare their schlong, nads, and sphincter for destruction by getting on their hands and knees with the legs spread while the perfectly angled foot of the extortionist (usually a smarter, older sister) football kicks the entire region into oblivion.

Sis - "I'm going to tell dad you broke his favorite tool!" Little bro - "NO, PLEASE DON'T!" Sis - "5 weenie-butt kicks and I won't." Little bro - *gets on hands and knees* Sis - "OOONNEEE!... TWOOOO!..." Little bro - *nads already gone from 2 weenie-butt kicks*

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Louisiana butt plug

When a man prevents another human from relieving their bowels by inserting his penis into their anus.

Hey guys, my girlfriend tried to give me a Cleveland steamer last night but instead I surprised her with a Louisiana Butt Plug

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I'd Pee in Her Butt

She is so hot, your main thinking isnt to actually pee in her butt, but you would if she wanted you to.

At the bar with your buddies, a hotty walks across the room, you say I'd Pee in Her Butt.

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