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snap your bag

Hurry up so we can get going

Snap your bag dude we are going to be late for work!

by PLANTAINBONER May 31, 2020


bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.

1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"

2) upon injuring ones self:

Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"

Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:

"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"

(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)

3) upon experiencing anger:

person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."

4) upon intoxicaion:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"

by Clint B. July 17, 2007


Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.

"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"

by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022


ICE BAG

A junkie that is cracked out to the max

"Oi! Look at that ice bag. wait, that's just Nathan Ryan"

by Ukfay February 13, 2016


Ice Bag

An Ice Bag is a Meth Head who is also a Douche Bag.

In Moab, UT McDonald's once advertised: "Now Hiring/Ice Bags/$0.99" This message makes it clear that McDonald's considers Methamphetamine users cheap labor.

by kelly1601 July 24, 2011


bag of hammers

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.

You seem to have had a bad day. You look like a bag of hammers!!

by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019


Leather bag

A person who has a very attractive face but a not so attractive body

If only she had a good body, she is just a leather bag.

by Realistslang July 11, 2017