Turn Your Head and Cough

When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."

Doctor Strange:

Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?

You:

Uhhhhhh, sure...

Doctor Strange:

Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?

You:

Uhmmmm check for what?

Doctor Strange:

Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.

You:

Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...

Doctor Strange:

"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"

Doctor Strange:

Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.

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Bald Headed Chicken Fucker

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.

I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!

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lolly lolly ice head

A song Beth Chapman (wife of bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman) likes to sing to tweaked out freaks addicted to crystal meth before throwing them back in jail.

Ice head! Ice head! Lolly lolly ice head!

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Bear with a sore head

Being in a bad mood when you wake up.

You're like a bear with a sore head every time you wake up Sarah.

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Wire Headed Youngins

A kid with the last name of “Culberson” with nappy, kinky ass curly hair typically born in the back seat of a vomit smelling taxi in East Durham to a 350 pound burr head on food stamps

Hey man check out Willy Culberson riding them wire headed youngins around in his truck!

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bald-headed genius

Slang for a man's "other head", e.g., his penis.

When it comes to the ladies, I always follow the advice of the bald-headed genius.

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Poo Poo Head

The #1 MOST insulting insult. Has the potential to make your opponent commit suicide.

Bob: ur gay lol
Frank: well you’re a poo poo head

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