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When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them
literally means you’re nothing like them all. you built different.
“yo could you pass me the sal—“
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”
“i love your new shir—!”
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”
*backflip*
“i’m nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭
when you see your crush just tell them that you like them and show this card"in october your crush is gonna like you back"
when you wake up the first and play your favorite pop smoke song, wear some J’s and be da little brown villain u are
it’s national dress like Delaena day dude we ain’t fuckin wit dat youngboy
the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems
Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?
A common phrase in the early twentieth century meaning someone who is all over the place whether literally traveling or whose mind is scattered. (See P.G. Wodehouse and Dorothy L. Sayers works.) The saying comes from the bird of the same name which is a wading bird with a drumming display flight. The phrase “like a snipe” evolved over the next 100 years to mean any number of things that are sneaky i.e. long-range sharp shooters and/or girls on the make, or anyone who takes advantage of others in a either a mean or sneaky way.
Example: “You were dodging all over the States like a snipe and we couldn’t get at you.”—Bertie Wooster.