(Verb) The act of cumming really hard and then your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband tugs on your penis, so you jump up tall, looking like a Tall-Nut from Plants Vs. Zombies, and lots of semen bellows out of your cock, but not enough to kill you from over sperm production.
Get a load of that Tall-nut loving, weirdo!
The amount of nuts busted in accordance with the numbers of nights spent with someone
My Nut-to-Night ratio (NNR) with Hanna is 4:1 this week
to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility
“woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”
Skinny ass jeans that dudes wear these days its just a shame smfh
underwear that hug your ball sack and dickysaurus
my nut huggers hurt my ballsack