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The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!

Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023


Flying Monkeys

Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.

Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”

“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!

by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023


Flying monkey

Flying monkey was coined by the movie Wizard of Oz where Wicked Witch dispatches flying monkeys to retrieve Dorothy and her dog. Flying monkeys are the narcissist followers that smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you. With the targeted individual program, the CIA runs electronic harassment and the FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and dispatch flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability.

Infragard and Citizens Corps are the FBI's flying monkeys.

by TI Satan June 27, 2023


Flying monkey

What a girl lays on her back and you run and jump and try to make your dick in her

I jumped to high in flying monkey and broke my dick

Josh horn

by Punts March 29, 2022


Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 11, 2011

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monkey bumbles

A monkey's naughty bits. The part of the monkey that you don't want to see.

That monkey was touching his monkey bumbles in front of the kids.

by jasoninalbany May 30, 2008


monkey bumble

To punch some one in the back of the head.

When your fucking a girl from behind, you monkey bumble her in the back of the head as hard as you can, then fuck her in the ass

by that kid righht there August 6, 2006