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What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"
When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack
Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie
Having a shit in your hand and then having a wank with it.
Mate......why have are you doing a bennion that's dirty
got important stuff to do, no time for playing around or getting distracted
Suzie "Lets go to the movies"
Miya " i can't, i got more itis to do"
Suzie "awe maybe later then"
When your belly sticks out more than your pp (penis) do!
Man bro... you gaining some weight! You gotta pp do!
Messing up the ending of a well written story by either making it progressively worse over the course of time or suddenly near the end of the story. This represents how the writers of Game of Thrones messed up the ending of the series that it lost all the re-watchability of the series.
I am afraid some of my favorite TV shows will do a GoT, and I will not want to re-watch it.
When something is such a good deal or idea that you would gladly take it at any time
Them: $500 a month utilities and internet are included
You: I'd do that all day!