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monkeys are the best animal ever there are sped
monkeys are sped
the friend that plays basketball
Jadyn is playing basketball and eating chicken
Monkey is making 3 lay ups in a row
greatest thing to ever exist and they will steal ur girl and eat their ass while u cry and wish to be monke too. they are also god and created everything.
guy1 : i want to be monkey too
guy2 : its impossible to be such a magnificent god
Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
Man: oh shit its a murder monkey
The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city
Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?
Hey bob, look at the scribble monkeys drawing. It’s pretty good.