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When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.
Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.
3.8 inches
wills penis
dang that’s small mate
wills penis
Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”
A huge dick used by true nigga's
Man, that nigga has a "guacamole nigga penis".
when she keep suckin it after u already nut
Guy #1: "Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy #2: "What happened bro?"
Guy #3: "I was talking with my younger cousin and she guacamole nigga penis'd me!"
A guy who is referred to as a Shahin’s penis has an unusually shaped penis. This penis not necessarily below average size however, it definitely can be.
Haha did you see Greg’s cock? He had a total Shahin’s penis.