this is when you have to go to the urban dictionary to look up either a sexual term or a popular word/phrase that you don't know and are too embarrassed to ask someone else what it means. don't lie, you've done this too ;)
"man, I gotta be urban dictionary discreet with this one lol"
A place where people, specifically residing in urban areas, can give things weird, inaccurate meanings.
The Dictionary of Urban People has the best definitions on the Internet as only people who pretend to be urban use it!
Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.
The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
Urban Nine a guy who fucks you in your sleep
Man bro it felt like Urban Nine was inside me
The act of slobbering all over and downing snapples left and right while still maintaining consciousness even though u r in the verge of collapsing
The act of picking up a city girl if you're from the countryside
Country guy : hey pum ting wanna come to my gaff
City girl : yh babe we'll do it all night
Country guy: (on phone to his friend ) "yo fan just got that fresh urban pum enit