Diet Coke Head

A “Diet Coke Head” is a person that identifies as a “Crackhead” but is just a bad person that thinks their funny and “quirky” when really they’re really just a normal person that tries so hard to be different.

“ Emily is such A Diet Coke Head!”
“I don’t like him, he’s a Diet Coke Head.”

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penis you in the head

if you tell some one "penis you in the head" you are telling him to go screw himself.

john: can i sleep at your house tonight?

bob: no! now penis you in the head!

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get ya head right

pull yourself together, get your mind out the clouds

C'mon son get ya head right!

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who's getting the best head

a meme that refers to a r34 image of alvin and the chipmunks getting oral sex from the chipettes

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard who's getting the best head?
Guy 2: Yeah, apparently Theodore is getting the best fucking head.
Guy 1: Yeah, what a bruh moment...

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purple headed bitch splitter

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

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rear its ugly head

For something (usually not a physical object) to be brought up; usually in conversation or the acts of a superior.

The subject of the war in Iraq reared its ugly head again.

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a purple headed womb ferret

a fat cock

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"

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