Ate like a flower

Ate healthy; natural diet or mainly a plant based diet

Larissa ate like a flower

Like-grubbing

The act of posting on Facebook and compulsively checking the updates to see how many likes your posts have garnered.

Areola is always posting crap on Facebook and she checks her updates every five minutes to count the likes. She is obsessed with like-grubbing!

bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

The Like Slap

When you comment on someone's post and they like your comment to end a possible awkward situation.

Ex. of The Like Slap:

Julian: *types status update* Had a good time tonight!

Maria: *types comment* I know man, especially when you made out with my sister! LOL

Julian: *Like Slaps*

Beat like a Piñata

Beating someone in the dark with an object until they are a wreck.

“Bro, after those bouncers threw that drunk out of the bar and into the dark ally, they all took turns and he was beat like a piñata.

Doing it like mommy

Drinking white wine

Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.

Looks like Vegas

One of the best fucking questions Doug Walker could ask

Doug: It looks like Vegas. Why does it look like Vegas?
Jamie: Probably because you're a fucking looney