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A really cool dude who has a huge penis
Joey: yo that guy is so cool
Sam: yeah what a penis boy George
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instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing
person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
End communication.
Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool
When your dick makes a clicking noise
Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it
A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".
Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.
All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time
to be sippin' on Pina Colada while getting dicked down dallas
Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"