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When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.
"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.
When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
when you chop off all of your friends and family's penis's and attach it to your original penis making unlimited penis's on your penis but you have to take their balls to making a ball of balls and dicks.
"yo dad I found penis duplaction glitch wanna try it out"
he used the penis duplication glitch on me and now he is disowned
When your high and want to blow someone.
Cole I have the penis munchies, can I blow you?
Penis muchies
"Adjective"
"when a woman wants to be sexualy stimulated by the a male penis more often then usual"
Staci: geez Stephanie I need to find a guy and fuck him tonight.
Stephanie: girl shut your penis munchies haven ass up.
Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.
It was normal sex until my husband stood up, and did the nazi penis.