Snap off a pig biscuit

To defecate, do poos.

I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.

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get off my lawn

saying refering for someone to get out of your business

man: so katie dumped you for man #3 because you didn't give her enough love?
man #2 yo bitch get off my lawn!

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cut my dick off

to break someone's heart but not be romantically afflicted with said person

"He broke my heart but you cut my dick off!"

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turning off the hot water

A euphemism for having a vasectomy.

1). I can't get you pregnant I had the hot water turned off.
2). I don't want to get her pregnant so tomorrow I am turning off the hot water.

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Take Your Pajamas Off

A way of saying 'You must be dreaming.' Derived from 'Take your pajamas off, because you are dreaming'.

Bob wanted $500 for the jousting sticks, so I said, "take your pajamas off."

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just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.

"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

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humpty dumpty fell off the wall

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime

humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again

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