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1) a person who mysteriously obtains large amounts of money but doesnt withdraw it. who the hell would call the bank after finding out that an extra 10k had been put in their bank account.
2)a person who lives off their front.
3) a person who creates his own dark cloud, then complains about it.
4) a good friend.
5) the person to call when you are bored off your ass, and want to go party
if you smoke weed everyday, but still manage to get straight a's like some asian.
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Cris Mot.
1) A big brown bear. (Aka. Grizzles)
2) An Xbox profile that was the first to be operated by a bear.
3) To get stoned and have vigourous sex with a female so hard that she either becomes incapable of walking or refuses to speak to you again.
Kyle: Sarah refuses to talk to me after we had sex last night.
John: Sweet Jesus dude, please tell me you didn't pull a 'Cris Mot'.
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Cris is an awesome and amazing guy he is really friendly and whenever he puts effort into something he gets good at it he's also a very good kisser and he is one of the greatest guys to have a relationship with and any girl would be lucky to have him and would be devastated to lose him losing him would be like losing your dog or someone close to you he's very charming, handsome, muscular and smart you never want to lose Cris he is a real keeper and the best partner ever you can always count on him when your sad He's very talented and smarter then you think he's very outgoing and if he fails at something he'll keep trying til he can do it he's good at pretty much everything he's good at making you feel like your the queen of the world and he's so perfect in every way possible so if you ever get a chance with Cris, hold onto him and treat him as good as he treats you otherwise you will regret it
Girls: Cris/Cristiano is so handsome
Other girl: I know right he's so perfect
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The most perfect couple in the world! They loved eachother more then anyone could ever imagine. No one will ever have the kind of relationship that they had. He was her Knight in Shining Armor and she was his Heaven Sent Angel. Their love will be legendary. It ended way to soon, but they will always love eachother with every drop of their souls. The product of this love is the most beautiful baby boy in the world!
Girl 1: Do you see those 2 over there?
Girl 2: Yeah they look like they are so in love!
Girl 1: Yeah they are just like Lisa and Cris!
Girl 2: I know! I hate those 2! I want what they have!
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She is a great friend and listener. She is also a very cute girl, even if she dont ser it. They are loyal friends but sometimes their feelings can be too much for her. The can be shy at first, but when confidence gained, the are very outgoing.
She is a very loyal girl, she must be an Ana Cris
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Awesomely 1337 guy who owns j00 @ everything.
Look michelle! There's Cris! He is soooo hot. Let's go fuck him!
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The wrinkle your butt gets when your pooping and a cockroach climbs up your butt
Aw man! I just got Cris crinkled by the cockroach! Shucks!
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