fat-kidneyed

Being chronically or characteristically late to or absent from planned group social events, especially activities that require a minimum number of participants.

"That fat-kidneyed bastard dropped out of poker night AGAIN?"

"Peace, ye fat-kidney’d rascal! what a brawling dost thou keep!" - Prince Henry, Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 Scene 2

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kidney poker

a very long penis, so long that pokes ones kidneys during an intercourse

oh my i couldnt hardly stand it, hes a kidney poker!

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Kidney Juggle

The act or getting ‘fucked’ so vigorously that one’s insides get rearranged. Fucked so hard that one must see the doctor after this has happened.

Josie’s pussy was so good, i kidney juggled her.

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Kidney Ex

An Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend who still has your kidney in them because you donated it to them.

“Should I leak my kidney ex’s address?”

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Kidney Stroke

when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.

Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke

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Stabbing Kidneys

another term for sexual intercourse, sex, fucking, making love, ect

Baby you look so beautiful tonight.. later I just want to be stabbing kidneys

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kidney punch

A kidney punch is when you yell "Kidney punch!" and then punch someone anywhere except the kidney.

Kyle:"Kidney punch!"
Phil:"Owwww! Why did you punch my arm... Kidney punch!"
Kyle:"You don't punch in the kidney you idiot... Kidney punch!"

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