MOP

1. A term standing for "Mouth On Penis." MOP originates in a small ghetto town, Brown Deer, WI.

2. Another meaning for blowjob, oral sex (on males), etc.

"Dude, I just got the best MOP ever!"
"Man! That was supposed to be my MOP!!"

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Mopping

The act of vigorously mopping up liquid from the floor, generally semen, with your sexual partner's head.

"Oops, I just ejaculated on the floor"
"Don't worry, you can use me for a bit of mopping"

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Mop

A perosn that sucks ass at any call of duty.

Your a mop if you blow yourself up with a c4, fall of a ledge, ect.

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Mop

The Opposite of Epic, can be used as an adjective and a Noun Used to describe people who:
A. Don't take a fucking hint
B. Can't tell a fucking story
C.Relates everything to Transformers
D. Using internet slang in real life
E. Suffers form the Mop Complex
6. Just plain sucks

Mopette is a female Mop

Noun: I fucking hate mops

OR

Last night I was hanging out with a group full of Mops. I wanted to kill myself.

Adjective: That kid is such a mop, he wont stop talking to me about Transformers 2

OR
Nothing but moppy movies playing tonight

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MOP

MOP Is an acronym for Mozart of Pussy. It can be used to refer to any lady you see that is of unbelievable hotness, especially as regards the shape of camel toe or shave pattern of pubes.

Wow Taylor, you are the MOP!

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MOP

mop stands for Morbidly Obese Person someone who fat people call fat. If you were a mop and fell down you would not be able to get back up easily because you are too round.

Look at the mop unable to make it through the door because they are too big.

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Mopping

Slang for masturbating.

"I'm on my way over"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"

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