Val Velocity

Val Velocity is a character in the comics “The True Lives Of the Fabulous Killjoys” comic by Gerard Way. He’s hated by 99.9% of the fandom because he made a huge mistake that caused everyone to become upset. He’s also kinda an asshole, but he had his reasons I suppose. He was supposedly born into hatred and war, full of ambivalence and paranoia, a war criminal, a sweet serial killer, yet caring but displayed it in his own way, and most importantly of all, broken. Val is someone who’s been through so much and never properly learned to cope so all the pain manifested into anger which then got him to where he is. I see someone who hides behind a mask (LITERALLY) because he is afraid of being seen as weak.

“When they see red, they’ll think of Val Velocity. I’m taking his color!” - Val about Party Poison

Dirty Val

Dirty Val is when you kill the last Panda alive as a sacrifice to lose ur virginity

+ How was Last night?
- Awesome, I made a dirty Val and it really worked

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SGT Val

a greedy penny-pinching jew

Is formely known as SGT Autismo of the U.S.S Dipshit.

Don't be such a SGT Val, the coupons expired.

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val state

Nickname for Valencia Community College, located in east Orlando. See VCC

I'm attending Val State because I got a 440 on my SAT and couldn't get into any college in Florida.

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Del Val

A lame school were 50% of the student body smoke or do drugs. A school were alot of the hot girls are sluts and have also probally have lost there virginity. And were most of the guys are druggies. But there is a gentle and bright colorful side of our school, for instence the princible is gay. Litterally. But there is an advantage to side that for instence this school is bright and decorated because of this. But there is a really bad side to del val its obsession with wrestling. The fact that this school is obsessed with 2 guys grabbing each other on the floor with there nuts in eaach others face is quite nasty. So i hope this helps you remember del val and help you picture what it is.

Drugies, sluts, Princible not straight del val

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Val Kilmer

Noun. A very talented actor who could have reprised his role for Batman and Robin. Recently appearing in Alexander. He is the epitome of the cool guy.
See: badass, fox, talent

Val Kilmer is the best actor to grace this planet.

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Tyler Val

The cutest little child. He is into older women so hide your mom and grandma. He is the whitest child u will meet

Oh Tyler Val yea he just Fucked ur granny