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He's wickid smaht.
Albit Einstein is so wickid smaht, he can map the whole entire city of Boston.
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a very smart bloke, everyone knows he thought of the theory of relativity and the formula E-MC squared.
no one can explain any of it
say wasn't Albert Einstein at Princeton? ... you know i heard he argued with his wife , crazy huh? a guy like that, a genius even he couldn't figure out women!
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The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.
After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.
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Just the most fucking annoying theme song in the history of the universe. Also the type of song that gets stuck in people's heads, however young or old they may be.
We're going on a trip
In our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky
Little Einsteins! ... Shit.
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1. The ability to create things with little or no resources.
2. A person that knows everthing.
3. Someone that mastered the art of nigga riging.
Let Big Einstein take a look at your coomputer I'm sure they can fix it.
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A satirical insult, which generally refers to a person's stupidity.
When a person remarks something blatantly obvious, it can also be used in the same context as Captain Obvious.
"The earth is round, right?"
"You're a regular Einstein, kiddo."
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A sex position where you cum on a womens hair and frizz her hair so that It's like Einstein then she crawls around with a Popsicle in her ass all while shes on her period
The Crawling Einstein froze my butthole
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