Jon

A skinny temperamental faggot who hates sports and only plays video games. He is short and skinny like a twig runs like a half retarded 90 year old pigeon.

Wow Jon runs like a Jon.

10👍 12👎

Jon

A hot man, who is sexy as hell. He is loyal and will not back down from a fight. If you hurt one of his friends he will kick your ass and is not afraid to do so. If you are friends with Jon you will not regret it! There is no one more loyal and reliable than he is. If you are his girlfriend he can be obnoxious and annoying but is the most loving man.

Wow! Jon is such a great guy!

8👍 9👎

Jon

A shit driver with 0 IQ

" You drive like fucking Jon "

6👍 6👎

Jon

A person that smokes/talks about weed constantly.

Person 1: dude, did you meet the new student?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Jon.

6👍 6👎

Jon

Wont give me the lasagna scared of me

I SMELL YOU JON WHERES THE LASAGNA

3👍 2👎

Jonned

When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.

I was winding down with a John Grisham novel and was Jonned halfway through chapter 9.

5👍 5👎

Jon

Sometimes toilet other times is to be sodomized. Smells like shit. Fettish for big girls

Aww dude I have to use the Jon.

Or damn Jon smells like shit today

9👍 12👎