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the first two words to the song "all-star" by smashmouth.
SOMEBODY ONCE told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
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1.the greatest band to ever walk the earth.
2.the ones we had forgotten
what the fuck is up philly.we are once forgotten
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An All-At-Once refers to the act of taking a shit with very impressive speed, mobility, and timing. The manoeuvre is typically executed in public bathrooms, however may also be executed in any foreign bathroom to the performing party. The All-At-Once's success is essentially reliant on a person's focused coordination as well as his sharpened mind-over-body abilities.
The approach begins by said person squatting over the toilet seat. Remember, the technique is all about speed. So naturally, by not touching the seat with his ass, he eliminates the time it would take to lay out toilet paper. The person then proceeds to clench his entire body with all his entire might and strength to ideally push all waste out of his body. This clenching body sensation can be compared to the transformation into Super Saiyan. One needs to focus all of his body's effort on clenching all the muscles to force all shit out. Ultimately, the goal is for the shit to fall out as quickly as possible, in one push, all at once.
The clean up is also equally innovative. As one takes the squat, right before he clenches his body, he reaches over and pulls off a handful of toilet paper. After the shitting is performed, the person wipes as he stands up, then immediately drops it into the toilet. He flushes with his other hand, then makes his way to wash his hands. The entire All-At-Once is performed seemingly in one clear, flowing body motion.
(Group of friends at a Pizzeria)
Friend 1: Alright, let's head out.
Friend 2: Okay gimme thirty seconds max, I need to go the bathroom.
(Goes to washroom to perform the All-At-Once, returns as friends are still packing up.)
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1. A rushed, no-frills sexual act, by one's self or with another person(s), with the intent of climaxing as quickly as possible, once, and then immediately ceasing any further sexual activity.
2. A very quick shower.
3. #1 during #2, also known as a Once (Once-Over) Over, or a Once-Over squared.
"I'm super horny, but need to start getting ready for work soon. Can we have a once-over?" "Dang I can't seem to relax, better give myself a once-over." "I know we need to leave soon, but I need a once-over first... I stink!" "Can we have a once-over during our once-over?"
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an event occurs once a year or rarer
boy 1): i don't like Labor Day and Thanksgiving Day.
boy 2): lol, like it or lump it they are still there. However, the good news is they only once a Ramadan, so you have nothing to worry about
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Brief glance in their general direction, be it due to a distraction they caused (that you don't find important), they're just somebody in the way of what you're searching, or they irritate you and you flash them a look of disgust.
Doing a once over on a criminal is not enough to get a detailed description to a police detective.
You're in a crowded hallway. You're looking for your friend. You look to your left, than to your right. There's no sign of him/her. That's a once-over.
"So, did you get a good look at the criminal?"
"Well, not really. I mean... he was ... male. And... erm... flat chested."
"That's the best you can do? Reports of other victims say you glanced in the his direction before he had his mask on."
"I just did a once over, man!"
"... A what?"
So now I put it on UD. Now I can tell the next person who asks, to look it up.
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