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one of the female fighters in a game called 'skullgirls'. ms fortune is dagion thief, who and body parts that can seperate from her own body. she is part of 'the fishbone gang'. she digested a life gem for her to end up like this. her personality is sarcastic, humorous and punny. she is also good friends with minette.
ms fortune really likes dim sum.
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while your sitting in a wheel chair you get a blowjob
ashley did amazing at wheel of fortune last night!
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A person that can look into the future and tell what will happen.
The fortune-teller told me I would die next month (unlucky!).
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When a guy is standing up vertically and sticks his dick into a chick's vag pipe. He then proceeds to spin her using his dick as the hinge. if the guy's head ends up in between the girls legs, he puts her down and eats her out like a dog. if her head is near his at the end of the spin cycle, he places her down, and cums in her mouth.
john:Yo i gave my girlfriend the wheel of fortune last night!!
matt: oh ya?
john: yup, she got a load in her mouth.
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A fortune cookie is a crisp Asian cookie usually made from flour, sugar, vanilla, and oil with a "fortune" wrapped inside. A "fortune" is a piece of paper with words of faux wisdom or a vague prophecy. In the United States and Canada (although also available in other parts of the Western world), it is usually served with Chinese food in Chinese restaurants as a dessert. The message inside may also include a list of lucky numbers (used by some as lottery numbers) and a Chinese phrase with translation. The exact provenance of fortune cookies is unclear, but various immigrant groups in California claim to have popularized them in the early 20th century, basing their recipe on a traditional Japanese cracker. The cookies are mostly unknown in mainland China or Taiwan.
*Definition taken from Wikipedia
Today my mom bought a packet of fortune cookies home and as per usual my cousin devoured the first 15. There were only a few remaining so i figured I should take at least one before the cookie box's time was up. I picked one out of the carton, cracked it and the white slip read "Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance". Enlightening. And tasty of course. Very tasty. Food for the body and food for the soul.
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A treasure-hunter, adventurer, freebooter. A person who, as the word implies, seeks fortune. Often, but not always, they seek their fortune through risky or dangerous ventures.
Those fortune seekers are trying to make it big diving for sunken treasure.
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