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APPLE PASTA WAS MEANT TO BE. apple pasta is a code word all best friends should use when they first kiss their boyfriend. Like they kiss, and then one of them goes one sec, and texts their best friend APPLE PASTA! They finally kissed! They did it! Also in apple pasta relationships, pray the guy doesn’t get cancer
Girl- one sec
Girl-texts bff- APPLE PASTA
bff texts- omg no way!!!
bff- IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!!
When you have an extremely hot chick with a banging ass get naked, bend over and spread her asshole until it is gaping, then choose a pasta dish of your choice, dump the entire plate in her ass, then proceed to have her sit across the table with the meal in her ass while you have a 10 or so minute discussion. Once the discussion is over, she shits the meal back out on the plate and you eat it.
Wow, Tricia is so hot i'd pasta dish her any day of the week!
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The joyous feeling of needing a nap directly after consuming a delicious bowl of pasta
Sarah: "guess what I've got?"
Majella: "pasta belly...???"
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to have a super-slim wiry dick and some big ass nuts
douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.
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A tasty type of pasta preparation that originated in Chicago, IL.
Yo, I was slurpin' down mad fellatio pasta the otha' night. That shit was fellated to perfection!
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pasta made by a ching, it is far more less tasty as is made in china where they use 2 year old's on a production line, they also make the pasta. These kids can also be called baby pasta chings.
to spit straight up facts
At the meeting later today Ben is gonna totally drop the pasta on the sales numbers.