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A very disturbing video of a man taking his eye out of his sockets with a spoon.
The man puts the spoon into his eye socket and takes it out.
dude1: Did you heard of 1 Man 2 Spoon
dude2: No
dude1: Search it up
dude2: HOLY CRAP
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(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.
A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.
Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."
what sky-eye says when mobius 1 launches a missile
mobius 1: *launcheds missile*
Awacs skye-eye: <<Mobius 1 fox 2!>>
The act of a woman squating over 2 cups and filling them up from both holes and then enjoys a fresh meal and beverage.
John asked his co-worker Debora if she wanted to grab lunch.
Debora looked at her home made 1 girl 2 cups lunch and picks up both cups from her lunch bag and says with a wide smile"No Thanks John, I brought my lunch"
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We’re you finger a girls asshole and her but hole
Jerry did 1 in the stink 2 in the pink
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when a man and a woman love each other very much, and they want to express that love, there is a special handshake involved. The man will look longingly at the woman's right pinky-nail, and love it all the more. In turn, she will hide it from his sight, in order to save this lustful deed for marriage. However, if she is feeling frisky she will caress his clavical with her forefinger, thus the deed is done.
Not being brought up like a proper young lady, marcy gave in to 1 1/2 base.
Oh man, that chick just went to 1 1/2 base with me. Tomorrow I hope for 2 3/4 base. Yeaahh
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